Hey all your perverts, I'm headed off to the great white north to drink beer, find some loose women and be the life of the party for a week, so no new free updates until next Wednesday! Keep your eyes on those celebrity boobs and butts and I'll be back before you Britney flashes her beaver again.. maybe!
I am not sure that candid topless pictures of high fashion model Kate Moss is such a shock or anything. I mean hasn't she posed topless more often Amy Winehouse has had her mug shot taken? Oh, and I didn't intend that high remark to be any kind of comment towards her fondness for the snow. ;) Well, for a used up over the hill model, she still has some nice hooters.
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As small and thin as Eva is, she still can be caught by the voyeur paparazzi with a dimpled ass. Women, celebrity or not, don't seem to get that everyone can fall victim to cottage cheese syndrome. My theory is that bathing suits, panties, and dresses cause this sickness.. my remedy.. GO NUDE!
You can what you want about her looking like a guy, but this chick looks stunning in a bikini! Those beach balls on her chest probably have more saline than the pool she is dipping into, but she carries them well and her butt looks pretty tight too. Her dad might be famous for his 700" pythons and his thunder thigh leg drop, but I Brooke will be infamous for her huge tits and hourglass waist.. unless she decides to do some real nudity :D
Who is Maria Beatrix you ask? You got me, but she's hot, isn't she? Actually she is the girlfriend of some famous soccer, or football star if you are European, star. She was caught recently totally topless and obviously very comfortable tanning those fabulous perky boobs. Her nipples are a little scary though. I think she could puncture and soccer ball kicked her way with those nip tips. And y'know what? Where the heck is her waist? Nothing sexier than some curves, but she is like straight up and down.
Disney star and wannabe pop singer, Ashley Tisdale was recently photographed playing in a sexy little bikini. She hopped on a catamaran for a bit and unfortunately covered up some of that celebrity skin with a life preserver jacket. Silly girl.. what's important? Being safe from drowning or looking good for the papparazi?
OK, she's not the sexies woman in the world and I usually am all for any kind of lesbo stuff, but seeing her with Ellen is more like an flat chested chick with an ugly guy. lol. The fact that these rug munchers are celebrity stars though does create some interest as compared to amateur dykes.
OK, I wouldn't usually stoop so low as post some of the antics of this crack whore, but this one made me say.. WTF?!?! I don't think I have ever seen a celebrity expose their pubes.. from the top of a pair of jeans!
I can't imagine where the mistress of the big booty shops for bikini's cause I can bet that the top isn't the same size as the bottoms. She has the ass of a large lady but the tits of a petite woman.. and the attitude of a diva bitch! Some dedicated paparazi got a better angle this time and we get a better look at that wide ass.. looks to me like those things are a little tight, dontcha think?
Is it possible to ever be bored with seeing a gorgeous set of knockers? Looks like Keeley tests the limits of the pron consuming public and once again bares those boobs for the sexually challenged perverts all over the globe... which is approxmately how big those melons look. One little item that I do feel the need to point is her ass. While not as famous as her rack, it's pretty damn sweet looking of itself. Gimme some more of that tush baby!
Jennifer Ellison is another British celebrity known best, at last here overseas, as a sexy tease model who seems to show alot of skin, but yet not enough nudity.. and she follows suit here in this layout for an English men's magazine. Even though we don't get a bit of tit or peek of a shaved beaver, this fine blonde babe should be able to give you a good rise.
Even though popstar Mya has been on the fame circuit for years, I don't think I can remember a time where she bared so much skin. She has a superb body and her ghetto booty looks hot.
Now here is the original celebrity who made big asses famous. Ms Jennifer Lopez bum has not shrunk in the past few years that she has avoided the limelight. The only regret I have about this paparazzi shoot is that we don't get a nice clear uninterupted look at that monster booty. I am not a fan of that much junk in the trunk, but I will admit to beig drawn to looking.. it's like a 5 car pileup... and almost as big.
Kim Kardashian is so famous for that big elephant booty that you kinda forget that she has a nice rack too. These aren't the most exciting pictures, but there is something subtle and sexy about seeing the underside of a boob like we get a peek at here in her black top. She obviously isn' wearing a bra and those puppies stay nice and high and look firm!
Jodie Marsh has become famous for baring those huge ass tatas and I can understand why. They are pretty damn impressive. I think if ever decided to deflate those skin balloons, she could float them out off the shore of the British Isles and double the size of their land mass. Plant some grass and stake your claim. She does play it pretty risky when she puts those scissors so close to her fun bags. That could be disasterous.
Thank you Katherine for giving us a sweet little peek at those beautiful hooters. If we could have gotten that look with her wearing NO bra and those famous boobs had been completely exposed, I'd have had to visit a church to thank.. well, someone.
I think this is the second time Cheryl has made an appearance in our fine free celebrity paparazzi blog in about two weeks. This time though, instread of just showing off her hot little body, she gives us a voyeur peek up that skirt and, look ma, no panties! Now if she has just angled it a little better to see if that vagina was smooth as a baby's bottom or a hairy mess and one mystery of the universe would be solved.
These arent the most revealing pics I have ever seen of the lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls, but you can get a decent peek at her bra or bewbs.. not really sure which we are seeing here. Still a sexy latina in any case.
Lisa Rinna should be an inspiration for all the guys out there to make sure their wife and/or girlfriend stays on that treadmill and stays away from the ring dings! I have no idea ho wold she is, but she is the very definition of MILF! Her big old puffy duck lips don't even look that bad.. or maybe its cause I can't see anything but those fine tits and flat belly and tight ass. But dude, check out that second to last pic! What is going on with that bellybutton?! It is whacked out!
It's hard to believe but there can be such a thing as too many pictures of a nude female models.. at least thats why these were released from a British nudey magazine. Lucy Pinder, the dirty blonde, is just absolutely gorgeous and she has a set of tits that become famous in the UK. She hasn't cracked the states really yet, but with a body like hers, it's only a matter of time before we get some of our sexy nude layouts.
Michelle Heaton seems to forget that bending over in a short skirt gives the public a sweet view between those sex legs and a nice shot at her pussy. Now if she would polite enough to spread them we could've had a nice hairy beaver shot. Damn.. so close!
I think I have some memory of Michelle Hunziker gaining fame as some sort of fashion or print model.. but as soon as my eyes see that fucking apple ass in that red bikini bottom, all concious thoughts flee and willy jumps to attention. That one amazing fine butt, the cheeks are perfect and round and the thong action hot as hell! So why is she a celebrity? It's all in the booty as far as I am concerned.
Little person Bridget Powers, AKA Bridget the Midget, somehow has her whole boob jump right out of that doll dress that she is wearing. The cool thing about the accidental nudity of a pron star is that she doesn't even care.. just a smile and she slips that titty back in and keeps on walking. Call me a freak.. and you wont be first.. but Bridget has a pretty face. The body is a bit of a train wreck, but she might make for an interesting drunken hedonistic nite in a cheap motel room.
Yeah, somehow I missed these on my previous post. These look like the ones before the infamous ass hair pics. What kinda scares me is that this is a panty upskirt.. yeah, she has on some white panties.. so that means that butt hair is sprouting AROUND the thong back! The woman needs a heavy duty brazilian wax!
And it comes to an end. Britney Spear's streak of not exposing her pussy and/or ass accidentally came to an end this past weekend. It doesn't look like she was acting crazy or was drunk and I might even go as far as say that the paparazzi actually are to blame for this one.. or maybe I should say they deserve the credit. If you look hard enough, it looks like you can actually see some hair sprouting from her crack. I can tell if that is some ass hair or pubic hair, but it is definitely there.
This beautiful woman has a gorgeous voice and recently had a hit on the radio called Bubbly and I know these pics don't really have any celebrity nudity, but she is sexy and she is showing more skin than I have ever seen, so I think they're noteworthy!
OK, even though Penny is a but blonde, I feel pretty safe saying that this isn't a famous celebrity oops moment. It's kinda hard to have your tits and nipples exposed so utterly that your famous icon of a husband can put mouth over your whole boob and say it was an accident. That being said.. well done! Not suprisingly, she has some great hooters!
This also looks like a set up for the paparazzi to capture. They are looking tight and sexy and showing just enough skin for the star fuckers to start to drool. I do have to admit though those bewbs did catch my attention. Color me ashamed. lol
Blake Lively seems to have hit the celebrity scene and exploded. I see her name everywhere, from celeb gossip blogs to picture forums. She's young and pretty and she obviously doesn't mind showing off some panties.
Man, the paparazi are getting pretty desperate to see more BritBrit. She isn't even doing much of any interest here.. no stripping, no pussy shots, no crazy antics and they still are taking telephoto voyeur pics of her from some kind of airplane or something. What might have made this a little more interesting would have been if the guy had spanked his little monkey out the side and see if he could've hit her bullseye ;)
OK, now this is the Katherine I have expected to always see. The gallery of her from the other day must have been a crazy mistake. Maybe the lens of the camera was dirty LOL Either way, her body is rocking in this bikini! The boobs are so lovely and look like they are begging to be released and her ass is sweet.
Try as she might, the famous runway model lets one of her suckable nipples slip out from hiding behind that book. That got me thinking too.. is the book just there as a cover up? She doesn't really know how to read, does she? What a waste of a sexy body to educate her mind.